Here are some jokes with a science slant that were submitted by a student.
OK Yousef, enjoy your fifteen minutes...
Why did the nucleus hide under the bed?
'Cause it saw a cytoskeleton
How do you send DNA through the mail?
In a nuclear envelope
Where does a protein go when it gets injured?
To the E.R.
Why was the molecule arrested by the police?
Because it was a-mean-o acid
Why was the protein afraid to travel alone through the endoplasmic reticulum?
Because it was the rough E.R.
What do you call energy in a female cell?
A-T-She
What kind of math problems do proteins enjoy?
Ribosums
Ay, Ay, Ay!!! That's all folks!
Mr. B
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