Who knew SCIENCE had a sense of humor!?

Here are some jokes with a science slant that were submitted by a student.

OK Yousef, enjoy your fifteen minutes...


Why did the nucleus hide under the bed?
'Cause it saw a cytoskeleton

How do you send DNA through the mail?
In a nuclear envelope

Where does a protein go when it gets injured?
To the E.R.

Why was the molecule arrested by the police?
Because it was a-mean-o acid

Why was the protein afraid to travel alone through the endoplasmic reticulum?
Because it was the rough E.R.

What do you call energy in a female cell?
A-T-She

What kind of math problems do proteins enjoy?
Ribosums


Ay, Ay, Ay!!! That's all folks!


Mr. B

Daily Summary 02-07

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BIOLOGY
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In Class:

- Warm-up/Homework Check

- Go over DNA lab and turn in

- Go over HW

- Transcription/translation review


Homework:

- Finish transcription/translation review questions (handout given in class today)



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ELD SCIENCE
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In Class:

- Silent reading

- Review of plant parts

- KWL chart on photosynthesis


Homework:

Complete workbook pages 34 and 35 (parts A - D) on plant structure and function


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